I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else
even the nicest boy u know wants to cum all over everything in sight
the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry
if youre sweaty and you try to touch me i will call the police
I think Dr. Phil’s closed-captioning guy got fired
I wish I could do this and freak the shit outta everyone.
hair is so weird like ur body is just like LET’S PUSH THE FUCKIN PROTEIN OUT OF THHE HEAD